I was walking along minding my own business when all of a sudden I saw this band of crazed motorcycle riding, leather clad, Yanni listening Killer Gingerbread Men with attitudes. They surrounded me with their bikes and then they began beating me with their super strong gingerbread arms and legs. But that's not all. They put me on their bikes, and rode off with me. They took me to their secret gingerbread man headquarters. But that's not all. They conducted terrible experiments on me. The also made me listen to Yanni for days on end, and then...then they made me listen to...to...*gasp* Yoko Ono for twelve days. But That's not all, they conducted the worst experiments of all on me. I am now 6 months pregnant and I am carrying the child of a gingerbread man. AND I AM A MAN!!!!!! I would like to thank Dave and Matt for creating this page. It has helped me get over my ordeal. Thanx.

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