I was making a Gingerbread man for my daughter's 10th birthday and I was decorating his
suit with M&M candies.  I was out of the regular kind so I used the ones with nuts inside. 
Well, I placed them where his shirt was and as the cookie was still hot the chocolate
melted off and before I could do anything the nuts were exposed.  This wasn't bad enough
but the chocolate formed a slippery slide down the front of his body and all of a sudden I
was face to face with an anatomically correct gingerbread man.  His smile also became a
frown as I realized that now he was missing the member that would naturally lie between
these two ex-M&Ms.  I thought I could hear noises coming from him and the slight
movements of his were catching my eye.  Well fearing for my life, and that of my family I
quickly bit out the offending area just as my daughter arrived in the kitchen.  Well I think I
might have scarred her for life.  You can see the repercussions here.  Now as an adult she
is a real man-eater and I think it was due to the day that I inadvertently came in contact
with the killer gingerbread man.