I was delivering milk like any good milkman does, bright and early in the
morning. As I approached the doorstep of a familiar house I heared a rustle
in the bushes. As I peared in to see if it was the family's cat I was struck
upon the head by a hard blunt object. I hit the ground hard and felt my own
blood spill from my forehead. As I opened my eyes I saw a gingerbread man
swing at my face with what looked like a billiards ball in a sock. Everything
went black as the blow struck me in the face. I awoke in the hospital with a
broken jaw and multiple contusions to the head. No one saw the attack and to
this day I deliver my milk with caution.
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