The following is a synopsis of The Devil is an Ass
by Peter Barnes in Barnestorm.
Late in the play, the minor
devil Pug explains its title: the Devil is an ass to think he can corrupt
human beings, who are far more corrupt than he is. Considering what Pug
has seen on earth, he exclaims: "You talk of a university! Why, hell
is A grammar school to this!" (IV).
At the start of The Devil is an Ass, Pug persuades
Satan to send him to earth. Satan imposes constraints upon him: he may remain
only until midnight, he must make do with a ready-made body (of a cutpurse
just hanged at Tyburn) instead of a new one, he must use his ingenuity to
obtain clothes, and he is to serve the first man he meets. Pug delights
Fitzdotterel, the fool he encounters, partly because Fitzdotterel longs
to meet a devil and partly because Pug agrees to work without pay. Fitzdotterel
is duped by the swindler Meercraft, whose schemes include a patent to make
leather from dogskin. He urges Meercraft to include him in a land reclamation
fraud that will make him the Duke of Drowned Lands. When Pug tries to seduce
Mrs. Fitzdotterel, she--thinking that her husband put him up to it as a
test--informs on Pug, whom he beats. She tricks Pug into arranging a meeting
with Wittipol, who loves her. In revenge, Pug tells Fitzdotterel, then recognizes
too late that by preventing adultery he failed to profit his master's cause.
When Fitzdotterel complains that his wife is not adapting to her forthcoming
position as duchess, Meercraft and his broker Engine devise a new plan to
fleece him. They urge him to send his wife to be instructed in deportment
by a Spanish lady, to whom he should give a gift, a ring worth fifty pounds--soon
rising to sixty, then a hundred--to be obtained from Gilthead, a goldsmith
who, helping Meercraft fleece him, subtracts Meercraft's debt from the sum.
Meercraft invents a court, of which his cousin Everill is Master, that for
a hundred pounds and a legal deed of trusteeship will settle a quarrel by
litigation rather than have a claimant fight a duel with the party who grieved
him. Immediately, Fitzdotterel pays to bring suit against Wittipol. To protect
Mrs. Fitzdotterel, whose financial ruin her husband's idiocies are hastening,
Wittipol impersonates the Spanish lady at the home of Lady Tailbush, another
of Meercraft's dupes, this time in a fraudulent scheme to acquire a monopoly
on fucus, a cosmetic. In disguise, Wittipol persuades Fitzdotterel to name
Wittipol's friend Manly, not Meercraft, as his trustee. Wittipol then reveals
himself. Meanwhile, Lady Tailbush's missing steward Ambler arrives, delayed
because his clothes were stolen while he was with a woman. Recognizing them
on Pug, he delivers him to the law. In jail, Satan visits Pug, reprimands
him for being a less effective devil than the person whose body he occupies,
and returns Pug to Hell, where he will punish Pug for letting humans outdo
a devil. Meercraft persuades Fitzdotterel that what occurred was part of
a plot between his wife and her lover to steal his land and that to stay
clear of the law, he should pretend to be possessed by a devil. During his
feigned attack comes news of Pug's mysterious disappearance from jail. Astonished
that Pug really was a devil, Fitzdotterel tells the truth.
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