Well, it all started about 20 minutes ago.  My girlfriend and I had just started preparing
cookies for Christmas, and because one of her perennial favorites is gingerbread men, we
started to mix the dough, shape the figures, and place them in the oven.  My girlfriend
started to hear these shrieks of terror coming from our oven, she thought she was losing
her mind.  As I sat here, surfing the web, she thought she should go investigate.  What in
the hell was that!!?!?!  S.O.S. help me!!!!!! they're coming my way..uh
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jkdlsfjsaiofuefjdosfupafdjklsdafre/Bha ewu r23857ru ....  NOW WE'RE COMING AFTER
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!